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Author Topic: A song about biology...(NOT WHAT YOU THINK!)  (Read 1538 times)
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« on: January 17, 2005, 03:49:55 AM »

WARNING: HIGH RIDICULOUSITY!

My biology classes can get boring like hell.  And one day, I was especially bored, and as soon I got home, I began working on a little song...  The first words came across my mind during the last class.  So... This is a little song I wrote to make fun of the biological terms.  Sort of.  Kind of.  Anyways, the song's in danish, so don't expect to understand a word unless you speak danish or some another nordic language.  But just so you know what it's about, here go the lyrics translated approximately to english:


Beside me stood two old women talking about salted macaroons.
And while I waited for my bus, I felt like a fingernail between two lice.

I had to think of something else before my head got flaws
And when I thought of things I liked, biology came across my mind

I first thought of transcriptase - it put my head into ecstasy.
After that I thought of a molecule - and was just about to holler.

My thought gave me a hint - it was time for carbohydrate decomposition.
But I didn't have much glucose and had to go with osmosis.

My beautiful hair requires glucose because it respirates!
And it's not a big deal - it's called - with a fine word - respiration!

A car, that just came by was a load of crap.  I think it looked like a lymphocyte.
But then the women went down to their macaroons - and my thoughts changed into neurons.

On the street I saw a metastasis, which was pursued by amylase.
And may God find a synonym for what I thought was an enzyme!

Now I can't think up more, and shall emigrate with the bus.
The moral of all this is, as you see, - think of biology often.


And now I only hope it's funny.  The texts came right away, but the music took me a whole day to think up and sequence.  ...and if you want, you can download the midi file here.

I'm thinking of posting the video to it... If I get enough response, I might do that...
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2005, 01:53:29 PM »

Thats quite funny. But I miss my Biology class now that I dont have any Cool
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2005, 10:27:12 PM »

Forget the MP3 file.  It's not up anymore, because I deleted it for being crapoid.  Instead, I've sent up a RealAudio version for streaming, better sound quality and smaller size... http://www.geocities.com/ithnan_wasabaaun/biologi.ram
As for the MIDI file, it's still up there.  Stay tuned.
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