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Rokkuman
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« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2003, 04:32:21 AM »

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I thought a troll was the guy that kicked the billy-goats' ass from under the bridge or something.


Since this topic's gotten way off post anyways.. how the heck did that story go? I completely forgot!
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« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2003, 04:46:37 AM »

big goat crosses bridge, troll kicks his butt.
medium goat crosses bridge, troll kicks his butt.
smallest goat tries his hardest, kicks troll's butt.
they go eat the grass.

or at least that's how i remember it.  I'll look it up on the in-ter-net.
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« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2003, 05:20:56 AM »

big goat crosses bridge, troll kicks his butt.
medium goat crosses bridge, troll kicks his butt.
smallest goat crosses bridge, troll kicks his butt.
The MIRV that was supposed to land on DR.V lands on Troll.

They go eat humans.

That's the in-ter-net version.
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« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2003, 07:57:46 AM »

a) My seismograph is sensible, very sensible
b) I added to the mirv...
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« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2003, 07:00:07 PM »

*jumps out of bomb shelter and laughs at feeble attempts at taking life*




*gets killed by freak accident involving meteorites, Big Macs, and a blade of grass*
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« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2003, 02:37:58 AM »

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a) My seismograph is sensible, very sensible
b) I added to the mirv...


Eh?

If a MIRV went off near you you wouldn't *have* a siesmograph... you'd be lucky if you had an aluminium *atom* left after it... but my siesmograph (located in New Zealand) would definately feel the blast as a crater the size of europe was gouged out...
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« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2003, 09:44:49 PM »

On another twist to the topic: goddamned I love Mozilla...  Cool
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« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2003, 09:54:50 PM »

Agreed... but not as much until I can get java working...
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« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2003, 01:05:21 AM »

I love Opera. They are giving it for free at Kazaa...
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« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2003, 02:25:29 AM »

I found a version of opera on a free disc with my dad's PCWorld mag, I use it to check that QBNZ is up to scratch in all browsers.
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« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2003, 08:48:40 AM »

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Quote from: "red_marvin"
a) My seismograph is sensible, very sensible
b) I added to the mirv...


Eh?

If a MIRV went off near you you wouldn't *have* a siesmograph... you'd be lucky if you had an aluminium *atom* left after it... but my siesmograph (located in New Zealand) would definately feel the blast as a crater the size of europe was gouged out...



Huh?

-Ah now I understand, the thing is that it didn't explode for some
reason when it fell down in my garden, I fixed some buggy
M$ circuits, installed linux, added some extra explosives
and finally painted it green before sending it back to you.

And it was the arrival in your garden, my seismograph sensed.

...What you're still alive??? Live in a great big bunker eh?
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« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2003, 09:48:24 PM »

You think I'd send you a crappy M$ product? I use only the best Linux products for my weapons.

I don't live in a bunker. Why do you think NZ is called the "land of the long white cloud"?  :king:
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« Reply #42 on: June 30, 2003, 08:55:23 AM »

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Why do you think NZ is called the "land of the long white cloud"?  :king:


To much smoking? j/k
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« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2003, 05:27:45 PM »

If smoking causes a "long white cloud" I'd be very surprised... but the MIRV travels straight through clouds... beat that!
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