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Author Topic: New challenge - most annoying program  (Read 41296 times)
prof_flex
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« on: May 29, 2003, 07:07:10 AM »

HAHAAHA
this is my first post

RULES:
1) no more then 10 lines

2) must  have the effect of the person wanting to throw there computer out the window.

*note this code wont work, i forgot the chdir statement, but just an idea.

Code:

CLS
DO
SCREEN 13
BEEP
CHDIR *.* : KILL *.*
FOR x = 1 to 2
PAINT (1,1),x
NEXT
LOOP
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seph
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2003, 09:18:04 AM »

Code:
DO
BEEP
LOOP
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Phydaux
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2003, 10:09:16 AM »

Code:
VIEW PRINT 1 TO 25
DO
   COLOR INT(RND * 16), INT(RND * 16)
   PRINT "\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/"
   SOUND RND * 10000, RND / 2
LOOP
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url=http://www.spreadfirefox.com/?q=affiliates&id=60131&t=79][/url]
END OF LINE.
whitetiger0990
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2003, 08:18:49 PM »

Code:
FOR s = 37 TO 32767
LOCATE 1, 1: PRINT s
LOCATE 2, 1: PRINT 32767 - s
SOUND s, 1
NEXT


I got a headache after 2000
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DrV
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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2003, 09:26:51 PM »

do
loop
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2003, 09:29:43 PM »

Quote from: "DrV"
do
loop


i think mine it more annoying. BTW: made it to 6000
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2003, 12:45:57 AM »

Do

Def Seg = Int(Rnd*32767)
Poke Int(Rnd*32767),Int(Rnd*255)

Loop

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2003, 07:18:26 AM »

DO
     PLAY "MB T255 L64 A"
     FOR I = 0 TO 79
          BEEP
          COLOR INT(RND * 16), INT(RND * 7)
          PRINT CHR$(INT(RND * 128) + 128);
          BEEP
     NEXT
     PRINT
LOOP
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2003, 07:30:29 AM »

SOUND 5000,10000
or, more subtle:
SOUND 10000,10000
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seph
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2003, 10:49:36 AM »

Quote from: "relsoft"
Do

Def Seg = Int(Rnd*32767)
Poke Int(Rnd*32767),Int(Rnd*255)

Loop


I've gotta say, this is the most annoying program ever! I mean, colours and sounds and not being able to exit easily are annoying, but fucking with your IE ports is worse!
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2003, 06:40:50 AM »

How about a different approach:

Code:

x


Thats annoying because it wont compile and cannot be run in the interpretter without error. Its even more annoying, because you cant debug or fix it, because you dont know what I had in mind, it could have been a really great game or awesome screensaver but now you will never know. ;-)

BTW, Rel that /is/ annoying, I dont even want to run it, but its annoying to know that you think like that. j/k ;-)

If I could be bother digging out the info on that Intel video card that had a hardware bug that allowed programmers to feed instructions to the card that would cause its cpu to overheat and blowup, that would certainly be annoying, then again I doubt anyone has one of those cards any more.
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Neo
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2003, 07:51:05 AM »

How about this one:

Code:
OPEN "C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT" FOR APPEND AS #1
   PRINT #1, "THISPROGRAM.EXE"
CLOSE #1

DEF SEG = &HFFFF
CALL Absolute(0)


Do not use F8 or advanced starting up options. Works under Win98. (not under later).
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Phydaux
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2003, 11:27:17 AM »

I suppose you could always add this to your autoexec.bat file
Code:
:loop
autoexec.bat
goto loop
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seph
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« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2003, 02:48:42 PM »

Does that just keep opening up the autoexec.bat file until all your memory runs out, and your sys crashes?
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Phydaux
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« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2003, 11:59:03 PM »

Not just that, each file you open continues to open more files, kinda like bacteria multiplying. Smiley I'm sure Windows Safe Mode would stop it tho.
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