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Author Topic: Ode to shoppers.  (Read 1530 times)
SJ Zero
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« on: December 26, 2005, 12:37:30 PM »

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I thought of this one while I watched the kilometer long line into a Canadian Tire store this morning. The store didn't open for another two hours.

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I remember 14 cents
That I saved on that day
When I stood patiently
To get a deal on duct tape

Yes it's true I could have slept
Until noon and gone then
But my fears won't let me rest,
I fear that they'd be sold out!

Hold my place as I lose much face
I MUST SAVE CASH NOW!

Two more hours 'til opening
The line then spans two long miles
But I keep thinkin' about tape
AND THE FOURTEEN CENTS I'LL SAVE!

Though it seems insane to thee
I can't help but save fourteen
cents to spend on bus fare home
THIS PLAN MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!


Hold my place as I lose much face
I MUST SAVE NOW!
Oh my god the sign just got flipped
Oh god, help me Hold my place as I lose much face
I MUST SAVE NOW!!!

Oh man, they're having a sale
On lawn chairs
Aisle Sixteen
I will now knock DOWN
This old lady
10 percent off
don't have a porch
But that's a damn good deeeeeeaaaaal!

Look there! condoms on sale!
Never get laid
But I'll save money
2 for 1
Will I use one?
I have my doubts
But I'll save pleeeeennnnntttttyyyyyyy! (No! No! Can't miss the savings!)
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KiZ
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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2005, 08:45:12 PM »

Wow. Do people long for tires that much in Canada?

Here people queue up before opening hours for stuff like Xbox 360s and Halo 2.  Tires?

O_o

Good song though :P
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« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2005, 09:10:28 PM »

'Canadian Tire' isn't a tire store. It sells a lot more than that. :lol:
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